Divadlo Krutosti, první ucelený soubor povídek
[Theatre of Cruelty – the first complete file of short stories]

Collection of short stories, containing ‘The Sea and Little Fishes’, ‘Twenty Pence with Envelope and Seasonal Greeting’, ‘Hollywood Chickens’, ‘#ifdefDEBUG + “world/enough” + “time”’, ‘Troll Bridge’, ‘Kšeft v hádesu’ [‘The Hades Business’], ‘Once and Future’, ‘Fluffy Teddy Bear’ [‘FTB’], ‘Turntables of the Night’, ‘Final Reward’, ‘Theatre of Cruelty’, and ‘Incubust’.

Czech: trs. Jan Kantůrek, Talpress, February 2004 (80-7197-205-3)

Once More*
                   * with footnotes

Edited by Sheila Perry and Priscilla Olson

Introduction by Esther Friesner: ‘Terry Pratchett: The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Beverage’;
‘Apology’ (introduction by Terry Pratchett), ‘Hollywood Chickens’, ‘Doctor Who?’, ‘The Hades Business’, ‘The Big Store’, ‘20p with Envelope and Seasonal Greeting’, ‘Paperback Writer’, ‘Incubust’, ‘Final Reward’, ‘And Mind the Monoliths’, ‘FTB’, ‘Theatre of Cruelty’, Introduction to The Unseen University Challenge, ‘2001: The Vision and the Reality’, ‘High Tech, Why Tech?’, ‘The Roots of Fantasy’, Introduction to The Wyrdest Link, ‘Thought Progress’, ‘The Sea and Little Fishes’, Introduction to The Leaky Establishment, ‘Let There Be Dragons’, ‘#ifdefDEBUG + “world/enough”+ “time”’, Foreword: Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, ‘Thud – A Historical Perspective’, ‘Death and What Comes Next’, ‘Neil Gaiman: Amazing Master Conjurer’, Introduction to The Ultimate Encyclopaedia of Fantasy, ‘Elves Were Bastards’, ‘Medical Notes’, ‘Sheer Delight’, ‘The Orangutans Are Dying’, ‘The Ankh-Morpork National Anthem’ (first publication), ‘Alien Christmas’, ‘Turntables of the Night’, ‘Cult Classic’, ‘The Choice Word’, ‘Whose Fantasy Are you?’ ‘No Worries’, ‘Troll Bridge’, ‘The Faces of Fantasy/On Writing’, ‘Imaginary Worlds, Real Stories’, ‘The Secret Book of the Dead’, ‘Magic Kingdoms’, ‘Once and Future’, ‘A Word About Hats’, Afterword by Priscilla Olson: ‘The Titles That Got Away’

US hbk: NESFA Press, 2,500 copies on 4 September 2004, followed by two further printings of 1,500 copies each (1-996778-57-4)
In the first printing, the pages on which the last three items appear – ‘Magic Kingdoms’, ‘Once and Future’, and ‘A Word About Hats’ – were different from those given on the Contents page, 255-59 instead of 261-65, and worse to follow, with pages 279-280 missing altogether. ‘The Titles That Got Away’ correctly starts on p. 281. This was corrected, I believe, in the reprints.

The fiction writings in this collection appeared later in A Blink of the Screen, London: Doubleday, 2012, and the non-fiction in A Slip of the Keyboard, Doubleday, 2014.

Der Ganze Wahnsinn, Storys

Short stories and other writings. 19 illustrations by Josh Kirby

Contents: ‘Vorwort [Foreword, from 2nd printing of The Colour of Magic’], ‘Entschuldigung [Apology, from Once More…]’ ‘Trolle dich [Troll Bridge]’, ‘Das Meer und kleine Fische [The Sea and Little Fishes]’, ‘Gefährliche Possen [Theatre of Cruelty]’, ‘Lass Drachen sein [Let There be Dragons]’, ‘Eine akademische Austreibung teuflischer Apparate [A Collegiate Casting-out of Devilish Devices]’, ‘Imaginäre Welten, echte Geschichten [Imaginary Worlds, Real Stories]’, ‘Tod und was als nächstes kommt [Death and What Comes Next]’, ‘Klonk – eine historische Perspektive [Thud – A Historical Perspective]’, ‘Medizinische Anmerkungen [Medical Notes]’, ‘Cybertrip [#ifdefDEBUG + “world/enough”+ “time”]’, ‘Die Hymne von Ankh-Morpork [The Ankh-Morpork National Anthem]’, ‘Zwanzig Pence mit Umschlag und Weihnachtsgruß [20p with Envelope and Seasonal Greeting]’, ‘Scheibenweltmusik [Music from the Discworld]’, ‘Neil Gaiman: ein erstaunlicher Zauberkünstler [Neil Gaiman: Amazing Master Conjurer]’, ‘Das große Kaufhaus [The Big Store]’, ‘Taschenbuchautor [Paperback Writer]’, ‘Herr der Ringe [Lord of the Rings]’, ‘Discworld [game]’, ‘Keine Sorge [No Worries]’, ‘Vermutlich vermisst . . .!? [Missing, Presumed…!?]’, ‘Letzter Lohn [Final Reward]’, ‘Discworld Noir’, ‘Inkubust [Incubust]’, ‘Die Weihnachtsfestplatte [FTB/The Megabyte Drive…]’, ‘Hollywood-Huhner [Hollywood Chickens]’, ‘Scheibenwahn [Turntables of the Night]’, ‘Einst und immerdar [Once and Future]’, ‘Doktor Wer? [Doctor Who?]’, ‘Die Bombe [Paradise Street Regained]’, ‘2001: vision und Realität [2001: The Vision and the Reality]’, ‘Die Hades-Angelegenheit [The Hades Business]’, ‘Magische Königreiche [Magic Kingdoms]’, ‘Rezensionen zu William Hope Hodgson: The House of the Borderland [On William Hope Hodgson’s The House of the Borderland]’, ‘Elfen waren Mistkerle [Elves Were Bastards]’, ‘Ein Wort über Hüte [A Word About Hats]’.

German hbk: trs. Andreas Brandhorst, Piper, 26 October 2007 (978-3-492-70155-6)
Pbk (without the illustrations): Piper, July 2010 (978-3-492-26744-1) 

Nouvelles du Discque-Monde

Contains ‘Rejet par l’Université de procédés diaboliques [A Casting-out of Devilish Devices]’, ‘La Mort et tout ce qui s’ensuit [Death and What Comes Next’’, ‘Minutes de la réunion en vue de concrétiser le projet de fédération de scouts d’Ankh-Morpork [Minutes of the Meeting to Form the Proposed Ankh-Morpork Federation of Scouts]’, ‘La mer et les petits poissons  [The Sea and Little Fishes’], ‘Le théâtre de la cruauté [Theatre of Cruelty]’, ‘Drame de troll [Troll Bridge]’.
French pbk: trs. Patrick Couton, L’Atalante, 10 November 2011 (978-2-84172-559-5)

 A Blink of the Screen. Collected Shorter Fiction

Foreword by A.S.Byatt, Illustrations by the author, Josh Kirby, and Paul Kidby.

Non-Discworld Shorter Writings
The Hades Business’ (1963), ‘Solution’ (1964), ‘The Picture’ (1965), ‘The Prince and the Partridge’ (1968), ‘Rincemangle, the Gnome of Even More’ (1973), ‘Kindly Breathe in Short, Thick Pants’ (1976), ‘The Glastonbury Tales’ (1977), ‘There’s No Fool Like an Old Fool Found in an English Queue’ (1978), ‘Coo, They’ve Given Me the Bird’ (1978), ‘And Mind the Monoliths’ (1978), ‘The High Meggas’ (1986), ‘Twenty Pence, with Envelope and Seasonal Greeting’ (1987), ‘Incubust’ (1988), ‘Final Reward’ (1988), ‘Turntables of the Night’ (1989), ‘#ifdefDEBUG + ‘world/enough’ + ‘time’’ (1990), ‘Hollywood Chickens’ (1990), ‘The Secret Book of the Dead’ (1991) ‘Once and Future’ (1995), ‘FTB’ (1996)[1992 or earlier], ‘Sir Joshua Easement: A Biographical Note’ (2010).
Discworld Shorter Writings

‘Troll Bridge’ (1992), ‘Theatre of Cruelty’ (1993), ‘The Sea and Little Fishes’ (1998), ‘The Ankh-Morpork National Anthem’ (1999), ‘Medical Notes’ (2002), ‘A Few Words from Lord Havelock Vetinari’ (2002), ‘Death and What Comes Next’ (2004), ‘A Collegiate Casting-out of Devilish Devices’ (2005), ‘Minutes of the Meeting to Form the Proposed Ankh-Morpork Federation of Scouts’ (2007), ‘The Ankh-Morpork Football Association Hall of Fame playing cards’ (2009).
Appendix: Deleted extract from ‘The Sea and Little Fishes’

UK hbk: Doubleday, 11 October 2012 (978-0-385-61898-4),
Pbk: Corgi, 10 October 2013, B-format (978-0-552-16333-0)
The version of ‘A Collegiate Casting-out of Devilish Devices’ published in the Corgi edition is slightly longer than that in the hardcover. I had not realised that Terry had added to the ending I had seen (and later sent to Doubleday for this collection) when he sent it to the THES. I discovered this too late to change the text in the Doubleday edition.
The first of the sixteen colour illustrations in the book was of a Carpet People themed Christmas card, c.1971, to Peter Bander and me. It was replaced in the US edition by Terry’s drawing for a 1976 Christmas card of a greedy king about to feast on a boar’s head, to enable the 1971 one to be reproduced in the 2013 Clarion (US) edition of The Carpet People.

US hbk: Doubleday, 17 March 2015 (978-0-385-53832-9)
Pbk: Anchor, 9 February 2016 (978-0-8041-6921-9) [originally scheduled for December 2015]

Bulgarian: Ciela Norma

Czech: Talpress

French: Fond d’écran, trs. Patrick Couton, L’Atalante, 22 October 2015 (978-2-84172-735-3)

German:  Groβe Worte, trs. Andreas Brandhorst, Piper, 2018 (978-3-492-70499-1)
Pbk (without illustrations): Piper, January 2020 (978-3-492-28212-3)
Although aware of the earlier Piper collection, Goldmann contracted to publish the complete collection,  but then had second thoughts about publishing it and decided to publish a volume containing those items not included in Piper’s edition, together with some additional writings. They then had third thoughts, and decided to withdraw from the contract, hence its ultimate publication by Piper.

Poland: Mgnienie Ekranu: Zbior opowiadań, trs. Piotr W. Cholewa, Prószynski, 2013 (978-83-7839-495-2) 

Russian: Ϻерцание зкрана, trs. Maksima K. Sorochenko, Eksmo, 2021 (978-5-04-111819-8)

 A Slip of the Keyboard, Collected Shorter Non-fiction

Foreword by Neil Gaiman

Those writings being published for the first time here are indicated in bold type.
Part I: A Scribbling Intruder

Thought Progress (1989), Palmtop (1993), The Choice Word (2003?), Foreword to The Writers’ and Artists’ Yearbook 2006 (2005) retitled ‘How to be a Professional Boxer’, Foreword: Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable (Millennium Edition, 1999) retitled ‘Brewer’s Boy’, ‘Paperback Writer’ (2003), ‘Advice to Booksellers’ (1999), ‘No Worries’ (1998), Introduction to the 3rd Australian Discworld Convention Programme Book (2011) retitled ‘Conventional Wisdom’, ‘Straight From the Heart, Via the Groin’ (2004), ‘A Word from Terry on being 21’ (2004) retitled ‘Discworld Turns 21’, ‘Kevins’ (1993), ‘Wyrd Ideas’ (1999), ‘Notes from a Successful Fantasy Author: Keep it Real’ (2007), ‘Whose Fantasy Are You?’ (1991), ‘Why Gandalf Never Married’ (1985), ‘Roots of Fantasy’ (1989), ‘Elves Were Bastards’ (1992), ‘Let There Be Dragons’ (1993), ‘Magic Kingdoms’ (1999), ‘Cult Classic’ (2001), ‘Neil Gaiman: Amazing Master Conjurer’ (2002), ‘2001 Carnegie medal award speech’ (2002), ‘Boston Globe-Horn Book Award speech for Nation’ (2009), ‘Watching Nation’ (2009), Honorary degree acceptance speech, University of Portsmouth: ‘Doctor Who?’ (2001), ‘A Word About Hats’ (2001)
Part II: A Twit and a Dreamer

‘The Big Store’ (2002), ‘Roundhead Wood, Forty Green, near Penn’ (1996), ‘Celebrating 60 Years: Holtspur School 1951-2011’ (2011) retitled ‘A Star Pupil’, ‘On Granny Pratchett’ (2004), ‘Tales of Wonder and of Porn’ (2004), Letter to Vector (1962), ‘Writer’s Choice’ (2004), Introduction to Roy Lewis’s The Evolution Man (1989), ‘The King and I, or How the Bottom Has Dropped Out of the Wise Man Business’ (1970), ‘Honey, these bees had a heart of gold’ (1976), ‘That sounds fungi, it must be the dawn chorus’ (1976), Introduction to The Leaky Establishment by David Langford (2001), ‘The Meaning of my Christmas’ (1997), ‘Alien Christmas’ (1987), ‘2001: The Vision and the Reality’ (2000), ‘The God Moment’ (2008), Inaugural Professorial Lecture at TCD (2010) retitled ‘A Genuine Absent-minded Professor’, ‘Britain in a Day’ (2011) retitled ‘Saturdays’
Part III: Days of Rage

‘On Excellence in Schools’ (1997), ‘The Orangutans Are Dying’ (2000), ‘The NHS is seriously injured’ (2008), ‘I’m slipping away a bit at a time…and all I can do is watch it happen’ (2008), ‘Taxworld’ (2009), ‘Point Me to Heaven when the Final Chapter Comes’ (2009), The Richard Dimbleby Lecture: ‘Shaking Hands with Death’ (2010), ‘At last we have real compassion in assisted-dying guidelines’ (2010), ‘Assisted Dying: It’s time the government gave us the right to end our lives’ (2011), ‘Death Knocked and We Let Him In’ (2011), ‘A Week in the Death of Terry Pratchett’ (2011)
And finally… ‘Terry Pratchett’s Wild Unattached Footnotes to Life’ (1990)

UK hbk: Doubleday 25 September 2014 (978-0-85752-122-4)
Pbk: Corgi (orig. scheduled for September), 7 May 2015 (978-0-552-16772-7)

USA hbk: Doubleday, 23 September 2014 (978-0-385-53830-5)
Pbk: Anchor, 1 September 2015 ( 978-0-8041-6922-6)

Bulgarian: Ciela Norma

French: L’Atalante  (contracted, but not yet published)

German: Aus der Tastatur gefallen: Gedanke uber das Leben, den Tod und schwarze Hüte, trs. Gerald Jung and Regina Rawlinson, Goldmann,  October 2018  (978-3-442-248729-5) 

Polish: Prószynski (contracted, but not yet published)

Russian: Опечатки, trs. I. Nechaevoy, Fanzon/Eksmo, 5,000 copies in September 2019 (978-5-04-104829-7) 

Turkish:  Klavye Sürçmesi, trs.  Niran Elçi, DeliDolu, February 2019 (~978-605-2349-40-3)

Dragons at Crumbling Castle, and other stories

Illustrated by Mark Beech[Those editions not using the Beech illustrations are marked with an asterisk]

Containing: Introduction (2014); Dragons at Crumbling Castle (1966); The Great Speck (1969); Hunt the Snorry (1966); Tales of the Carpet People (1965); Hercules the Tortoise (1968); Dok the Caveman (1966); The Big Race (1968); Another Tale of the Carpet People (1967); The Great Egg-Dancing Championship (1972); Edwo the Boring Knight (1973); The 59A Bus goes Back in Time (1966-7); The Abominable Snowman (1969); The Blackbury Monster (1968); Father Christmas Goes to Work at the Zoo (1973).

UK hbk: Doubleday, 11 September 2014 (978-0-857-53437-8); Pbk: Corgi 4 June 2015 (978-0-552-57280-4)

The Scholastic Bookclub received 10,000 copies for early sale in January 2015.

Slip cased edition for Waterstones, with additions – a print of the author as an armigerous knight by the artist, a longer introduction (2014), ‘The Wergs’ Invasion of Earth’ (1968), and ‘Bason and the Hugonauts’ (1968), plus a commentary by Suzanne Bridson (Terry’s adult fiction editor) after each story: Doubleday, 23 October 2014 (978-0-857-53438-5)
An advance Kindle teaser, containing the story ‘The Abominable Snowman’ was released on 14 August 2018 by RHCP Digital  (978-1-448-19625-8)

US hbk: Clarion Books, 3 February 2015 (978-0-544-46659-4) (ARC also issued)
Pbk: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 4 October 2016 (978-0-544-81313-7)

Bulgarian: Дракони в Порутения замък, trs. Svetlana Komogorova-Komata, Prozoretz, 2015 (978-954-733-843-2)

Czech: trs. Jan Kantůrek, Talpress (Autumn 2018)

French: Les dragons de Château-Croulant, trs. Patrick Couton, L’Atalante, 27 October 2016 (978-2-84172-782-7)

German: Dralle Drachen, trs. Andreas Brandhorst, Piper, 13 April 2015 (hbk: 978-3-492-70347-5; pbk: 978-3-492-97021-1)

Latvian: Zvaigzne

Polish: Rebis

Russian:  ‘Драконы в Старом замке’ и другие истории, trs. S.A. Styepanov, Polyandria, 25 April 2016 (978-5-9907807-5-0)

Spanish: Les dragones del Castillo ruinoso, trs. Manuel Viciano Delibano, Montena/Childrens Penguin RandomHouse, 28 June 2016 (978-84-9043-567-0) [not yet seen] Bookclub: Circulo de Lectores, 2016 (978-84-672-6724-2)

Turkish: Viran Şatodaki Ejderhalar, trs. Niran Elçi, Tudem, 2014 (978-605-9153-48-5)

The Witch’s Vacuum Cleaner and other stories

Illustrations by Mark Beech[Those editions not using the Beech illustrations marked with an asterisk]

Contents: ‘The Witch’s Vacuum Cleaner’ (1970); ‘The Great Train Robbery’ (1966); ‘The Truly Terrible Toothache’ (1973); ‘The Frozen Feud’ (1967); ‘Darby and the Submarine’ (1966); ‘The Sheep Rodeo Scandal’ (1969); ‘An Ant called 4179003’ (1970); ‘The Fire Oppal’ (1968); ‘Lord Cake and the Battle for Banwen’s Beacon’ (1968); ‘The Time-travelling Television’ (1972); ‘The Blackbury Park Statues’ (1970); ‘Wizard War’ (1968); ‘The Extraordinary Adventures of Doggins’ (1966); ‘Rincemangle, the Gnome of Even Moor’ (1973), and six pages from the title story of Dragons at Crumbling Castle and Other Stories.

UK Hbk: Doubleday, 25 August 2016 (978-0-857-53483-5)
Slip cased collector’s edition for Waterstones, with additions – a print of the author as a wizard by the artist, two extra stories, ‘Johnno the Talking Horse’ (1972) and ‘The Wild Knight’ (1966), which replace the Dragons pages, plus a commentary by Suzanne Bridson (Terry’s adult fiction editor) after each story, and an end-piece by Rob Wilkins: Doubleday, 25 August 2016 (978-0-8575-3484-2)
Pbk: Corgi, 15 June 2017 ( 978-0-552-57449-5)

*US hbk: Harper, 3 January 2017 (978-0-06-265311-6)
A New York Times Young Adult hardcover and e-book bestseller

Bulgarian: Прахосмукачката на вещицата, trs. Svetlana Komogorova-Komata, Prozoretz, 2016 (978-954-733-893-7)

CzechJežibabib vysavač a jiné přibĕhy, trs. Petr Miklica, Talpress, 2019 (978-80-7197-711-7)

French: L’Aspirateur de la Sorcière, trs. Patrick Couton, L’Atalante, 21 June 2018 (978-2-84172-863-3) [not yet seen]

German: Die Staubsaugende Schreckschraube und andere storys, Piper, 20 March 2017 (978-3-492-70434-2)
Pbk: Piper (with red label on cover ‘SPIEGEL Bestseller-Autor’), July 2018 (978-3-492-28157-7) reprinted August 2018  

Polish: Odkurzacz czavownicy, trs. Maciej Szymański, Rebis, 2016 (978-83-8062-021-6)

Russian: Ведьма на пылесосе, trs. Eltszabema Shulga (?), Polyandria, 2020 (978-5-6042599-6-2)

Slovak:  Striga na vysávači, trs. Vladislav Gális, Slovart, January 2018 (978-80-556-29999-5)

Turkish: Cadinin Elektrikli Süpürgesi, trs. Niran Elçi, DeliDolu/Tudem,  January 2018 (978-605-285-020-6)

Father Christmas’s Fake Beard and other stories

Illustrations by Mark Beech

Contents: ‘Father Christmas’s Fake Beard’ (1989); ‘The Blackbury Pie’ (1967); ‘Prod Ye A-Diddle Oh!’ (1970); ‘A Very Short Ice Age’ (1978); The Computer who Wrote to Father Christmas’ (1988); ‘Good King Wences-lost’ (1969); ‘The Weatherchick’ (1972); Judgement Day for Father Christmas’ (1992); The Abominable Snow-baby’ (1968); ‘The Twelve Gifts of Christmas’ (1968); ‘Father Christmas Goes to Work at the Zoo’ (1973); together with  the opening pages of Truckers.

UK hbk: Doubleday, 5 October 2017 (978-0-857-53550-4)
Deluxe slip-cased edition with illustrations in colour: Doubleday, 5 November 2017 (978-0-857-53551-1)
Pbk: Corgi, 4 October 2018 (978-0-552-57666-6)

USA and Canada: Slip-cased and coloured illustrations, Doubleday, 25 September 2018 (978-0-857-53551-1) [UK copies]

Czech: Talpress, 2019?

French: L’Atalante

German: Der Falsche Bart des Weihnachtsmanns, trs. Andreas Brandhorst, Piper, 2019 (978-3-492-70525-7)

Polish: Świętego Mikołaja, trs. Maciej Szymański,  Rebis, 2018 (978-83-8062-343-9)

Slovak: Santa a Jeho Falošná Brada, trs. Vladislav Gális, Slovart, 2018 (978-80-556-3698-6)

Turkish: Noel Baba’nin Takma Sakali, trs. Niran Elçi, Tudem, 2,000 copies in December 2020 (978-605-285-416-7)

he Time-Travelling Caveman and other stories

Illustrations by Mark Beech

Contents: ‘Professor Whelk’s Trip to Mars'(1966), The Tropnecian Invasion of Great Britain (1966), The Pied Piper of Blackbury (1966), Ob and the Toad (1966), The Mark One Computer (1972), The Great Big Weather Fight (1968), The Time-Travelling Caveman (1970), Lemonade on the Moon (1969),  The Hole in Time (1969), The Wizard of Blackbury United (1969), Bedwyr and Arthur’s Hill (1967), Mr Trapcheese and his Ark (1970), Doggins Has an Awfully Big Adventure (1967), Johnno, the Talking Horse (1972), The Wild Knight (1966), The Wergs’ Invasion of Earth (1968) , Bason and the Hugonauts (1968), (and, only in the Collector’s Edition) The Bed Scratcher (1969).

UK hbk: Doubleday, 3 September 2020 (978-0-857-53602-0)
Collector’s Edition, limited to 3,450 numbered copies: 8 October 2020 (978-0-857-53603-7)

Bulgarian: Prozoretz (978-619-243-201-0)

Czech: Talpress

German: Piper

Russian: Polyandria

Serbia: Laguna

Background illustration © and by courtesy of Mark Beech